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Extra-Patriotic American Dream Grilling Apron

Extra-Patriotic American Dream Grilling Apron

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This 4th of July, before you celebrate your Independence Day with booze, fireworks, and emergency room visits, fire up the BBQ grill for a huge cookout and slip on this cool new American Dream Apron. This extra-patriotic, super-versatile red, white, and blue grilling apron not only shows your love of Old Glory, it also has a built-in bandolier to hold a six-pack of beer, storage for grill utensils, condiments, seasonings, and an open beverage, and includes a built-in bottle opener that won't keep walking off on its own. American Bald Eagle not included. 🇺🇸🍔🎇

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