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Avocado Ripeness Ranker

Avocado Ripeness Ranker

Avocado Ripeness Ranker

If you really like avocados, love to judge things, and are looking for something to do every morning, then behold this cool new Avocado Ripeness Ranker from designer Kyle Courcy. To achieve perfect ripeness with an avocado requires a lot of guesswork that starts from the moment you pick one up in the store until you decide if it's going to become guacamole or avocado toast. This little medal ceremony podium is handmade from solid walnut and lets you arrange your top 3 avocado winners in order of ripeness. Just wake up each day, head to the kitchen, harshly judge your avocados, and then place them in the winning order. Now you'll always know at a glance which avocado is ready to go.

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  • Take the guesswork out of choosing which one of your avocados is good to go
  • It all comes down to this: three challengers vying for the same coveted spot
  • But only one will stand proudly above the rest, bearing the title of Kitchen's Ripest Avocado
  • After sizing up the competition, you'll place them in order of ripeness from one to three
  • Conversation piece turns every day into a new contest where you're both the judge and the winner
  • Handmade from solid walnut wood
  • Made in the USA
  • Size: 9.75" L x 2.25" W x 3.25" H

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