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Cool Ranch Doritos Earrings

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If you have pierced ears and love Cool Ranch Doritos, the obvious next step is to wear these cool new Cool Ranch Doritos Earrings. These handmade novelty earrings have little bags of Cool Ranch Doritos dangling off the wire. They even have a nutrition label on the back. Now if cool ranch chips are not your bag, they also have other earrings styled after Cheetos, Funnyuns, Snickers, and much more. Tiny chips not included.

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