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Financial Crisis Survival Kit

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Your money won't grow in this cool new Financial Crisis Survival Kit, but it won't disappear either when / if the global economy completely collapses. This fun little bank is shaped like a tin can with a coin slot opening on the top and a pull back tab for easy, yet one time only access. It won't hold your life savings, but in an economic emergency, it's enough to pick up a few equally easy-to-open sardine cans.

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1 oz Silver Bullet Replica - .999 Fine Silver / .45 ACP
These non-firing silver bullets are minted from one Troy ounce of pure .999 fine silver into the shape of a .45 ACP bullet.
Memory Foam Wallet
While a leather wallet may look more stylish, it's just not as comfortable in the pocket as this one that's made from soft viscoelastic memory foam that compresses from 1/4 inch down to 1/8 inch thick when sat upon and that can conform to any pocket, making it one of the thinnest bi-fold wallets around.
Literal Money Tree
This handcrafted lucky sculpture looks like a little bonsai tree, but rather than leaves, it has adjustable replica Chinese coins hanging from the branches instead.
Desktop Coin Pusher Game
Remember when you were a kid at the carnival and they had those awesome coin pusher games? Well now you can relive all that excitement and utter disappointment over and over again right on your desk with the cool new Coin Pusher Game.
5lb Bag of Shredded U.S. Currency
Contains approximately $10,000 worth of Shredded U.S. currency notes!
Shrink-Wrapped Million Dollar Money Cube Table
This impressive side table looks like a very suspicious, shrink-wrapped pallet of cash made up of 100 $10k stacks of phony prop hundred dollar bills.
Make It Rain Money Shooter
When you must make it rain down Benjamins or most likely Washingtons, for whatever your reasons, don't just throw your cash up into the air by hand, fire it out at high speed with this cool new Make It Rain Money Shooter.
Double-Sided Quarters
Win every coin toss, make a decision much easier, perform a magic trick, or just make your own fate when you give these Double-Sided Quarters a flip.
Clear Piggy Bank For Adults - Break to Open!
This minimalist transparent cylinder has a handy slot on top to deposit coins and cash, but there is no way to actually open it up to sneak money out without smashing it with a hammer.

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Financial Crisis Survival Kit
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Financial Crisis Survival Kit
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Financial Crisis Survival Kit
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Financial Crisis Survival Kit
This innovative LED lantern doesn't use batteries, it uses nothing more than salt and water to provide up to 2,000 lux illumination for up to 80 hours.
Financial Crisis Survival Kit
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Financial Crisis Survival Kit
Cryogenically freezing your body after death probably won't bring you back in the future and it's obviously super expensive, but you can store and preserve your DNA for over a hundred years inside this cool new DNA Time Capsule.
Financial Crisis Survival Kit
This mega cache of zombie apocalypse survival blades includes 3 knives, 2 machetes, 1 parang, and 1 axe all rolled up in a durable canvas carrying case.
Financial Crisis Survival Kit
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Financial Crisis Survival Kit
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