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Financial Crisis Survival Kit

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Your money won't grow in this cool new Financial Crisis Survival Kit, but it won't disappear either when / if the global economy completely collapses. This fun little bank is shaped like a tin can with a coin slot opening on the top and a pull back tab for easy, yet one time only access. It won't hold your life savings, but in an economic emergency, it's enough to pick up a few equally easy-to-open sardine cans.

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