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The eco-friendly alternative to the paper or plastic bag decision at the supermarket is simply to bring your own shopping bag, like this funny new Shoplifter Tote Bag. Most of the shopping bags out there are all positively good-natured and a bit save-the-world sappy, while this one will actually get noticed by everyone, plus security. So whatever message you are trying to send with your shopping bag is one thing, but in the end, all that matters is that you did your part to help the environment, just a bit. It's also the perfect bag for actual shoplifters too!

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