Dead Fred - Morbid Pen Holder

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December 8, 2006

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Here's a fun and truly morbid way to never lose a pen again, the Dead Fred Pen Holder. You see Fred is dead because you stuck your pen through his heart. Sorry Fred, whoever you are, but you are going to be spending the rest of eternity flat on your back dead right here on my desk at Green Head HQ! Sure it's a bit twisted as far as pen holders go, but it will nicely compliment your Voodoo Doll Knife Holder, Voodoo Doll Toothpick Holder and the ever infamous Body Bag Bean Bag Chair! Weird new trend eh, but would make an excellent gift for fans of the endless crime scene shows.

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