A massive 7 foot 8 inch tall highly detailed replica of the sarcastic reprogrammed Imperial security droid K-2SO from Star Wars Rogue One.
As you stare out the window of the Death Star contemplating your next strategic move to crush the Rebel Alliance once and for all, reach for this cool new Star... More
Don't let a tasty tempting cookie let you become unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality. Simply peer into this cool new ALIEN Ovomorph Egg... More
This massive 16 foot tall replica statue of the infamous Alien Queen from ALIENS is one of only 5 ever made by Distortions.
While R2-D2 has many built-in gadgets and abilities, did you know he could also brew up a tasty cup of coffee that is out of this galaxy as well?
This concrete-looking resin astromech droid is perfect to watch over and guard your garden here on Earth, your home next to a swamp on Dagobah, or even a moisture... More
Are your nostrils and ears being utterly invaded by terrifying alien hairs every single night while you sleep? Do you awaken your family every morning with screams... More
Whether you're snacking during a Star Wars movie marathon or just partying like crazy Ewoks, serve up your favorite snacks in this cool new Star Wars Death Star... More
This massive inflatable depiction of the Star Wars galaxy's most notoriously slimy, party loving gangster is perfect for watching over your Halloween bash or... More
Astromech droids from a galaxy far, far away are obviously very versatile robotic multi-tools, but did you know that they also blow bubbles? Perfect for keeping... More
o matter whether your room on Earth is as dry as a frigid winter on the planet Hoth, a dusty summer on Tatooine, or the static-electrified bowels of the Death... More
This double-take inducing door decal creates the illusion of your door opening into the vastness of dimensional space with the iconic doorway, eyeball, and clock... More
Just grasp the disc AKA saucer section of the U.S.S. Enterprise and throw it to a friend or dog like you would any other flying disc and the rest of the foam-made... More
These apocalyptic metal bookends depict a full blown alien invasion complete with death ray firing flying saucers, cow abductions, and humans running for their... More
Now you can hang this famous frozen smuggler from the shower rod just like Jabba the Hutt did in his bathroom.
The protective helmet of an evil Sith Lord is just as good as anything else to hold cookies inside - unfortunately, Jango Fett's helmet still had a head in it.
This massive six foot tall Boba Fett statue is a perfectly scaled up and fully articulated clone of an authentic mint-condition original Kenner Boba Fett action... More
If you thought that (spoiler!) Anakin Skywalker's head was under Darth Vader's helmet... NOPE! There's a toaster under there!
In addition to mechanical repair duties, copiloting starships, projecting holograms, and causing endless trouble, astromech droids are also fairly adept at keeping... More
Show your support for the glorious Empire with this fully operational yet non-walking carpeted version of the infamous Death Star.
My name is Talky Tina, and I love you very much. My name is Talky Tina, and I'm going to kill you.
This officially-licensed, astromech-inspired can cooler has an outer metal exterior featuring R2-D2's handsome features and a thick rubber inner lining for keeping... More
It may look like you actually hired a bounty hunter to track down this infamous Rebel smuggler and hand him off to the Ugnaughts of Cloud City to imprison inside... More
