Star Wars Rebel Alliance / Galactic Empire Insignia Branding Irons
No matter whether you swear your allegiance to the all-powerful Galactic Empire, who only wanted a safe and secure society with progress and employment for all, or the Rebel Alliance, the incompetent warmongering group of hokey ancient religious zealots and terrorists, now you can show your support right on your food with these cool new Star Wars Grill Branding Utensils from Hallmark. These fun grill branding irons have wooden lightsaber-inspired handles and stainless steel die-cut insignias of the Imperial Crest and the Starbird symbol. Just heat up the ends at your next backyard barbecue and then brand your Rancor steaks, Bantha burgers, Porg fillets, Gamorrean pork chops, or even Portion Bread buns with everyone's favorite emblem. Hmm, I think I would actually prefer the "Y" insignia from Spaceballs instead because wise Yogurt once said, "Merchandising, merchandising, where the real money from the movie is made." 😉
