The Matrix Green Code Lamp

July 14, 2025

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There are so many times when I wish I didn't know all that I know. Like Cypher in The Matrix, I would totally make a deal with the agents to get re-inserted into the Matrix and not remember anything. Ignorance truly is bliss. Well, that's not going to happen so I guess staring at a table lamp all day that simulates the green falling hieroglyphic code of the Matrix will have to do instead with this cool new yet quite 1999-inspired Matrix Green Code Lamp. This retro-futuristic table lamp projects the green Matrix code out through the sides and onto the walls around it (a diffused version is also available) and with the included remote control, you can now change the color to anything you wish and have it do cool lighting effects as well. Red pill not included.

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The Matrix Green Code Lamp