A retro SPAM tin filled with meat-shaped, cinnamon-flavored mints.
From a distance, this haunting door wreath may look quite decorative for the Autumn season, but as trick-or-treaters get closer, they'll be standing before an... More
If your baby is ready to start the transition to solid food feedings, this unique spoon safely promotes self-feeding through play and a little bit of trial and... More
These extreme candy balls are made with the infamous Bhut Jolokia AKA the Ghost Pepper AKA the world's hottest pepper, which has a heat rating of over 1 million... More
These funny faux gum wads look just like the real thing, but since they don't have the same natural stickiness of real gum, they have high-powered magnets molded... More
Disturbingly fun spoon has a soft silicone handle shaped like a massive tongue that creates the illusion that it's sticking out every time you take a bite!
These seemingly innocent vials of candy power look harmless enough on the outside, but really aren't what they seem!
This Halloween, you'll get all candy as trick-or-treaters drop their loot and run screaming for the hills as you stomp through the neighborhood in this massive... More
This massive 16 foot tall replica statue of the infamous Alien Queen from ALIENS is one of only 5 ever made by Distortions.
Just place one of these gourmet inhalers between your lips and breathe in to deliver a futuristic shot of tasty chocolate or coffee with all of the taste and... More
This is the world's hottest gummy bear that reaches a staggering 9 million Scoville Heat Units, which is like 4 times the hotness of the world's current hottest... More
According to clinical research, one of the leading causes of bad breath are the odor-causing bacteria that hide on your tongue amidst the vast tiny crevices,... More
Your sweet tooth won't know what hit it when you suck on these hard candies made from the world's hottest pepper mixed with sweet watermelon.
Place a coin in its mouth and watch in sheer amazement or maybe in terror as the mouth slowly chews up the coin and swallows it. Way creepy!
Biting your tongue is not usually fun or tasty, but these cool new Gummy Tongues most definitely are.
If you're angry and stressed out, forget stress balls, punching through concrete walls, and furiously staring at people until their heads explode. Just SCREAM...... More
Evil peanut butter infused with the infamous Bhut Jolokia Ghost Chili Pepper, the world's hottest and meanest chili pepper, and Habanero chili extract to drive... More
After scarfing down a plate of sizzling pork strips, skip the minty toothpaste and grab this tube of bacon-infused paste to not only maintain proper oral hygiene,... More
When you don't have time to find a wine glass, simply pour the wine directly into your mouth with an authentic Glass Porron Wine Pitcher from Spain!
Next time you take a cool drink of water, you may notice your ice cubes are grinning back at you with the funny new Frozen Smiles - Dentures Ice Cube Tray. This... More
The Hungry bank literally eats your money. The cute pig shape has a motion sensor that activates the mouth to chew the money until it is swallowed.
