A massive shark sleeping bag that can comfortably swallow up children and most adults and doubles as a cuddly plush stuffed animal when not feeding on humans.
Perfect for cracking open a few cold ones in any proper home saloon.
DUN DUN ... DUN DUN ... DUN DUN... This cool new JAWS bottle opener is seeking to sink its teeth into your bottle caps and rip them clean off.
This monstrous 6 foot tall man-eating Venus flytrap is actually an animatronic talking nightmare of nature that features long leafy arms, realistic plant greenery,... More
You're gonna need a bigger glass when you unleash ferocious shark-shaped ice cubes from these cool new silicone shark ice molds.
Just when you thought it was safe to get into the bathtub, this cool new Shark Bath Bomb appears and turns the water into a disturbing yet quite relaxing fizzy... More
While it may look like a real alligator is swimming through the water, this faux gator is actually just a realistic buoyant decoy with a head, torso, and tail... More
No matter whether you're a member of an ultra secret society that everyone has heard of, a pirate named Jolly Roger, having a huge Halloween backyard bonfire,... More
This ferocious double-take-inducing serving bowl may look like a real watermelon carving with shark jaws and eyes, but it's actually crafted from dolomite ceramic... More
If you have a trailer hitch and are without something to tow, fill that boring old empty hitch receiver with one of these terrifying T-Rex Trailer Hitch Covers.
These spooky fire logs shaped like lifesized human skulls are constructed in the USA from fireproof high heat refractory materials, reinforced with steel, and... More
Now you can own a real, non-working dinosaur of your very own with this cool new, er, quite prehistoric Allosaurus Dinosaur Skeleton.
This terrifyingly fun ceramic serving platter has a hungry shark emerging from the murky depths to hold soy sauce or other dipping sauces in its gaping jaws,... More
This massive 16 foot tall replica statue of the infamous Alien Queen from ALIENS is one of only 5 ever made by Distortions.
Turn your ordinary fire pit into a Hellish inferno when you add one of these cool new Fire Pit Demon Skulls into the flames.
You no longer need to be employed by a ruthless super villain to have Jaw's metallic set of teeth that can bite through anything!
Transform your classic KitchenAid stand mixer into the most fearsome small appliance in your kitchen when you apply these cool new WWII Flying Tiger Shark Fighter... More
This is no cave... it's a Star Wars Space Slug Desk Organizer!
This Halloween, you'll get all candy as trick-or-treaters drop their loot and run screaming for the hills as you stomp through the neighborhood in this massive... More
This 1:18 scale remote controlled shark toy realistically swims and moves around in the water just like the real thing, minus all the typical biting, screaming,... More
