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Apparently, someone was playing either Super Mario Bros. 3 or any other Mario game after it and thought that those voracious Chain Chomp ball and chain guards... Read More
A whimsical miniature Iron Throne inspired by the one from Game of Thrones that's designed to seat any soft or hard boiled egg that is hopefully not a dragon... Read More
Because of its broken HyperDrive, this unique lamp can't make the jump to light speed or even fly, but it can illuminate your entire desktop with light from... Read More
This rustic whiskey barrel is actually a full-blown sit down arcade cocktail table for two players.
You too can try to be one of the most charming, smooth talking rogues in the galaxy, but only if you wear this cool new {LINK}Lando Calrissian Replica Cape
Sure you could simply use the Force to feed yourself, but until you become a true Jedi master or Sith Lord, I guess you're stuck with these elegant weaponized... Read More
The cartoon mouse on this fun t-shirt is appropriately dressed like Indiana Jones and is seen trying to steal the cheese off a mousetrap by swapping the bait... Read More
At your next superhero-themed birthday party, Gotham City fundraiser, or boring Justice League meeting, serve up appetizers on this Bat Symbol Serving Tray.
When Darth Vader wasn't hunting down Rebel scum, blowing up planets, using the Force to choke everyone out, lightsaber-battling with Jedi, and fighting with... Read More
A ferocious dragon-shaped sink faucet that breathes water instead of the usual fireballs.
Just when you think the Star Wars merchandising department has run out of product ideas, along comes this hilarious tape dispenser modeled after a downed Imperial... Read More
To use this fully armed and operational battle station / waffle maker, just pour batter onto the nonstick waffle plates, set one of five temperatures based on... Read More
Not only will you be transformed into the coolest wall art in the universe or at least in a galaxy far, far away, you'll also be quite well protected encased... Read More
Before there was Synthehol, Chateau Picard Wine, and Romulan Ale in the 23-24 centuries, apparently Captain James T. Kirk was able to slap his name on some bourbon... Read More
Illuminate the dark side of your office desk with this cool new TIE Fighter Desk Lamp.
No matter whether you need a monstrous Halloween costume, need to pull off a terrifying prank, want to go viral on a YouTube video, or just feel the weird need... Read More
While this cool new Sarlacc Pit Coffee Table from Regal Robot is just a concept rendering of a coffee table featuring the almighty Sarlacc from Star Wars Return... Read More
These fun yet quite realistic food-inspired bowties are handmade from lightweight foam and thankfully clip on, because tying a fabric bowtie is hard enough.
These non-firing silver bullets are minted from one Troy ounce of pure .999 fine silver into the shape of a .45 ACP bullet.
They never did find the body of that little boy named Jason Voorhees who drowned while camp counselors weren't paying attention, but wouldn't it be cool anyways... Read More
