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Star Trek James T. Kirk Straight Bourbon Whiskey

Star Trek James T. Kirk Straight Bourbon Whiskey

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Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a bartender! - Dr. Leonard (Bones) McCoy

Before there was Synthehol, Chateau Picard Wine, and Romulan Ale in the 23-24 centuries, apparently Captain James T. Kirk was able to slap his name on some bourbon way back here in the 21st Century. Time travel by slingshotting around the sun in a Klingon Bird of Prey is the only obvious way it could have happened of course. Anyways, now all you bourbon whiskey connoisseurs / Trekkies can gather around a campfire in Yosemite National Park with your buddies in cosplay singing, Row, Row, Row Your Boat while sipping some of this cool new James T. Kirk Straight Bourbon Whiskey. Yep, Iowa born James T Kirk has a small batch bourbon coming soon crafted from choice 4-12 year old barrels from Kentucky, Tennessee, and Indiana. After a few glasses of this out of this world collectible bourbon, it will all make sense... except, no Scotty Scotch? Go boldly and drink responsibly.

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