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ChopSabers - Light Up Lightsaber Chopsticks

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These cool new ChopSabers are not as clumsy or random as forks and are perfect for slurping up strange blue noodles in intergalactic cantinas, eating strange grub in Yoda's hut, or just having a formal sit down dinner at Cloud City with the Empire. Sure you could simply use the Force to feed yourself, but until you become a true Jedi master or Sith Lord, I guess you're stuck with these elegant weaponized utensils from a more civilized age. They come in a variety of colors and brightly illuminate with the push of a button. Hungry, I am!

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