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Forget walking carpets, this floor rug is perfect for covering up the cold metal flooring of a starship or Death Star or it could even be hung on the wall of... Read More
These gloves look like giant ultra-realistic man hands that will give you a clear advantage when shaking hands, getting called on, giving high fives, and more.
A soft, plush version of the angry, spike-encrusted stones that drops down in the Super Mario video games.
Whether you're on a battlefield charging the enemy with a sword in hand or dancing with their princess after the victory, you might as well adorn your noggin... Read More
Is that wall behind your sofa, headboard, bathtub, litter box, or whatever seem to be missing that certain decorative something?
This massive teenage hound from Hell comes outfitted in a stylish letterman jacket, blue jeans, and penny loafers and is realistically based off of Rick Baker's... Read More
When knights weren't engaged in battle, they had meetings around conference tables just like we do today and obviously they wore something stylish like these... Read More
Great Scott! People of the 21st cenury may or may not think you're just a dork wearing a life preserver when you slip on this practically all-in-one Marty McFly... Read More
Feeling dead tired? These hilariously macabre pillows make it seem like you're the unfortunate victim at a crime scene with a massive amount of blood pooling... Read More
Those retro 1950s science fiction movies all had cool rayguns that zapped out deadly particle beams, but only Captain Catchup's Raygun was able to blast alien... Read More
Although it looks like you have Han Solo's actual frozen body, it's just a highly detailed 2D vinyl decal that can be hung on the wall or even a door.
Here's something you don't have.
This nearly life-sized E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial stands 3 feet tall, is made from foam rubber and latex, and is meticulously hand-painted in realistic detail.
The infamous Golden Records traveling aboard NASA's Voyager 1 and 2 space probes are the ultimate gold records and now you can hang a replica of one on your... Read More
The perfect blades for any modern kitchen warrior.
Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper?
Although they may look like a battle-ready suits of armor, these handmade sweatshirts are made from somewhat less defensive cotton, but they do feature padded... Read More
Now you can enjoy an authentic Chelyabinsk meteorite fragment of your very own, minus reliving the jaw-dropping explosion and brush with extinction.
In 1985, nobody could have predicted that in October 21, 2015 there would be a device called an iPad that, when connected to the internet, would contain all... Read More
Ceramic birdhouse styled after the Empire's infamous first Death Star with an opening for the birds where the superlaser focus lens would be and a drainage hole/exhaust... Read More
