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When you combine medieval armor with formal attire, you get something like this cool new Metal Top Hat. Whether you're on a battlefield charging the enemy with a sword in hand or dancing with their princess after the victory, you might as well adorn your noggin with this hand-forged, milled aluminum top hat and frankly just look fantastic either way. If you're worried about getting severe hat head, not to worry, because the brow is lined with comfortable foam. Unfortunately, it's not machine washable and should never be worn in lightning storms unless you're properly grounded.

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