Chainmail Wine Bottle Bag

August 25, 2015

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When bringing a bottle of wine to a party, carrying it into a medieval battle for enjoying after the carnage, or just overprotecting it deep down in your wine cellar dungeon (I want one), you need this cool new Chainmail Wine Bottle Bag. Yep, this hardcore armored wine bottle sleeve is made from anodized aluminum chainmail. Simply slip the bottle into the chainmail and tie a knot at the top of the bag to secure it inside. Too bad it doesn't come with a helmet.

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