This full-sized animatronic Zoltar fortune teller machine comes to life, speaks, and then dispenses fortune cards when anyone approaches with money.
An eight foot tall jaw-dropping (with snapping inner mouth) sculpture of the infamous ALIEN creature that has been handmade from scrap metal and car and bike... More
Transform your ordinary backyard into an African savanna when you accent it with a statue of the world's largest living terrestrial animal.
This massive sculptural fire pit is a six foot sphere handcrafted in Tennessee from plate steel with an iron oxide patina finish that lets the flickering flames... More
If you thought squatching across the Pacific Northwest looking for Bigfoot was a tough mission and possibly pointless excursion, then imagine doing this atop... More
This somewhat scaled down Brachiosaurus dinosaur statue reaches impressive heights of over 15 feet tall, the perfect backyard tree leaf munching height.
This large and luxurious leather bean bag chair is inspired by the spike-covered sea urchin, except this one is much more comfortable to sit on.
You'll have to think in three dimensions and expand your spatial understanding to guide a small marble through a complex maze of channels, zig-zags, hairpin... More
A massive mobile floating water park with an enclosed spiral slide, two angled trampolines, a rope swing, a jump off platform, decks covered in artificial turf,... More
This massive 16 foot tall replica statue of the infamous Alien Queen from ALIENS is one of only 5 ever made by Distortions.
This massive handcrafted statue depicts a full size hippo on one side and the other featuring a comfortable sofa built into its barrel-shaped hairless body.
If you've got a literal ton of quarters burning a hole in your big, big pockets, wish you could shrink down in size to when you were a little kid trying to reach... More
Lifesize museum-quality replica fossil skeleton of Stan, the most complete male Tyrannosaurus Rex ever unearthed.
If you're a bit of a wealthy eccentric who loves wine, overly elaborate contraptions, and impractical yet functional sculptural works of art, then perhaps this... More
