Touch Grass Desktop Accessory
Do you feel like you're trapped all day indoors at your job or just deliberately? Need to take a break from the endless glowing screens, the nonstop doomscrolling, and the online world in general? Wish you could go outside and touch grass again to reconnect with nature and relieve pent-up stress and anxiety? Well, now you can sorta do that, artificially, with this cool new Touch Grass Desktop Accessory.
This desktop-sized patch of faux 3D-printed green grass is designed to run your fingers through, delivering that oddly satisfying, grounded sensation of touching grass. It comes in either a stylish stained wooden base or a minimalist plastic one, is clearly labeled "FOR TOUCHING" so everyone will know what to do, and is perfect for any office or cubicle, dorm room desk, classroom, or just any room in your home where you tend to stare at your phone, computer screen, television, tablet, VR headset, AR glasses, smartwatch, refrigerator door touchscreen, and more... ad infinitum.
Hmm, I wanted to put a "grass" emoji here at the end. It doesn't exist.
