This massive 20 foot long, motion-sensing, animatronic Triceratops is the same one featured at The Field Museum of Natural History and is the ultimate pre-historic... Read More
While it won't fetch you beers automatically like in Rocky IV, this massive lifesize robot can be covertly remote controlled to act very lifelike, intelligent,... Read More
Life-sized museum-quality replica fossil skeleton of Stan, the most complete male Tyrannosaurus Rex ever unearthed.
This massive handcrafted statue depicts a full size hippo on one side and the other featuring a comfortable sofa built into its barrel-shaped hairless body.
This massive 16 foot tall replica statue of the infamous Alien Queen from ALIENS is 1 of only 5 ever made by Distortions.
Need something cooler to protect your garden than a stupid gnome, well if you have the room you could go with a {LINK}Full-Size Camarasaurus Dinosaur Replica{/LINK}.... Read More
A fancy chandelier hanging from the ceiling is nice, I guess, but a fancy chandelier hanging from the the mouth of a massive life-sized giraffe is just better... Read More
This massive life-sized, animatronic replica of Robby the Robot from the 1956 science fiction classic, Forbidden Planet, can now be yours to command.
Want to attract endless selfie snappers to your business, terrify everyone playing miniature golf, or just really tie your home's boring landscaping together?
This somewhat scaled down Brachiosaurus dinosaur statue reaches impressive heights of over 15 feet tall, the perfect backyard tree leaf munching height.
This realistic-looking mythical snowy beast stands an imposing 9 feet tall on a snow-covered base with a pile of skulls from its prior victims.
Transform your ordinary backyard into an African savanna when you accent it with a statue of the world's largest living terrestrial animal.
An eight foot tall jaw-dropping (with snapping inner mouth) sculpture of the infamous ALIEN creature that has been handmade from scrap metal and car and bike... Read More
This massive indoor / outdoor statue of Optimus Prime, supreme leader of the Autobots, is handcrafted by artisans in the UK from welded recycled metal parts.
If you've always wanted a yellow Chevy Camaro or a giant sentient alien robot in disguise from Cybertron posing on your front lawn, now you can have both.
This massive, lifesize Triceratops dinosaur statue is nearly 20 feet long, stands 10 feet tall, and is posed like it's charging across your yard.
Towering 7 feet tall with a wingspan reaching out to 13 feet wide, this jaw-dropping sculptural metal dragon with glowing red LED eyes is sure to instill total... Read More
This replica of the most complete Tyrannosaurus Rex skull ever discovered is nearly 5 feet long, has 47 bones and 35 teeth, and weighs a whopping 350 lbs.
A massive 7 foot 8 inch tall highly detailed replica of the sarcastic reprogrammed Imperial security droid K-2SO from Star Wars Rogue One.
This giant statue of an armored Ankylosaurus dinosaur with a destructive clubbed tail is all curled up, chilled out, and ready to take a snooze on the lawn.



















