Boobie Cactus
Avert your gaze! The aptly named fukurokuryuzinboku cultivar of the myrtillocactus geometrizans species of cactus is also known as the Boobie Cactus. This double-take-inducing cactus may look like a lumpy green phallus from a distance, but upon closer inspection, it becomes clear that those rounded bumps look way more like human breasts, except the nipples are sharp cactus spines instead. This playful (don't actually play with it) cactus is definitely quite a conversation starter, unless you throw a towel over it when guests come over, and is sure to get more attention than a boring, boob-less cactus. It's also low-maintenance, requiring only minimal watering and a bright, sunny windowsill, like the front window of your home, for the entire neighborhood to enjoy its sexy (for a cactus), voluptuous curves. Hmm, I guess it would also make a great gift for anyone enamored with eye-catching cacti. 🥥🥥🌵🤭
