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Hairy Chest Necktie

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Just because you're forced to dress up and wear a tie doesn't mean you can't have fun doing it. Forget boring solid color neckties or ones with abstract patterns and just go for pure sex appeal with this cool new Hairy Chest Necktie. While it may look like your dress shirt is wide open and showing off your somewhat fit hairy chest and stomach from a distance, it's actually just a stylish, ultra-masculine power tie with a realistic hairy chest-like pattern. I'll let you try and figure out the most appropriate place or event to wear a tie as confident, manly, and humorous as this one is, but I doubt it's a funeral. Hmm, it would lighten up the mood at one though. It also makes a fun gift.

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