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Spaceballs Liquid Schwartz Prop Replica

Spaceballs Liquid Schwartz Prop Replica

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"I see your Schwartz is as big as mine!" - Dark Helmet (Spaceballs)

If you're somewhere in the middle of the Upside and the Downside of The Schwartz or you lost your magical Schwartz ring, the only way to channel the power of The Schwartz is in its physical, concentrated liquid form. Which is why on all my vehicular journeys on-road, off-road, and off-world, there's really nothing I trust to have in my glove compartment more than an emergency can of this cool new yet once upon a time warp Liquid Schwartz, inspired by Spaceballs The Movie.

When you run out of fuel or you just need to make some serious space tracks, just pour a can of Liquid Schwartz into your gas tank and prepare to go to Plaid. Unfortunately, this can of Liquid Schwartz is just a highly realistic prop replica handcrafted here on Earth, but the real stuff is always available at Spaceballs The Gift Shop on the Moon of Vega. It's still kind of fun to keep this faux can of it in your glove compartment though. You never know. Prop replica cans of Perri-Air also available too. May The Schwartz be with you!

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