Balancing Stand Up Butter Knife Keeps Tabletop Clean

The cool new Balancing Butter Knife automatically stands up on its backend when not in use to help keep your tabletop clean. To use this unique stainless steel butter knife, just set it down and its heavy rounded base will tilt it straight back up. The only downside is everyone pushing their butter knife back and forth like inflatable punch clown toy all throughout dinner, but hey, it's much more mannered than obnoxiously staring at a smartphone and ignoring everyone.