Machete BBQ Spatula

When wielding this cool new Machete BBQ Spatula, you'll be flipping, turning, and removing foods on the grill as easily as clearing a path through a dense tropical jungle with an actual machete. This hardcore machete-shaped spatula is forged from stainless steel, equipped with a durable oak handle, and outfitted with three, yep, three built-in survival bottle openers reminiscent of saw teeth. Best of all, it includes a bandana to wear as you swelter in the steamy summer air over the fiery hot grill... again, with a machete in hand.