Demeter Paperback Cologne Spray

As you curl up to read your next unscented digital ebook, now you can pretend it's still a musty old paper book from darker, uncivilized times when you spritz on this cool new Demeter Paperback Cologne Spray. This fun cologne spray realistically captures the distinctive essence of the aged paper from old books, used bookstores and libraries. If you have no idea what I'm talking about, this scent may disturb you, but if you do, enjoy the olfactory nostalgia.