Dead Mark Bookmark
π Books
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This doesn't make any sense in an e-book, but if you still read from these weird paper things lined with printed words called books, don't lose your place before you nod off for the night, just squish this little silicone man named Mark between the pages. Humorous? Yep. Twisted? Nope, just flat.