Ralphie as Adult: [narrating] Over the years I got to be quite a connoisseur of soap. My personal preference was for Lux, but I found Palmolive had a nice, piquant after-dinner flavor - heady, but with just a touch of mellow smoothness. Lifebuoy, on the other hand...

Ralphie: YECCHH!

Whether you need to wash your entire body or just your mouth out, true soap connoisseurs go with Original Lifebuoy Soap. Yes, this is the original bright red version imported directly from England with the distinctive carbolic fragrance (and taste) that has been Lifebuoy's signature since 1895. Forget the coal, this also makes a great stocking stuffer for naughty kids too!