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Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter by Seth Grahame-Smith

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter by Seth Grahame-Smith

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Abraham Lincoln might have been known as Honest Abe, but no one really knew the truth about our sixteenth President. Abraham Lincoln not only saved the Union, freed millions of slaves and somehow managed to escape his home state of Illinois without corruption charges, he also used his height, strength and skills with an ax to battle to the ultimate creatures of the night, vampires! This cool new book Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter by Seth Grahame-Smith, New York Times bestselling author of PRIDE AND PREJUDICE AND ZOMBIES, finally reveals the hidden history behind the Civil War and uncovers the role vampires played in the birth, growth, and near-death of our nation. I knew it.

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