The Green Head Logo
SEARCH

Samurai Underwear

Samurai Underwear

When you buy through links on this site, I may earn a commission.

When you spend triple digits on underwear, they better be as cool and noble as these Japanese Samurai Underwear. A little bit of extra armor is always welcome down below and these warrior underwear are styled after actual armor designs of famous Japanese Shogun and Samurai. These ultra-premium briefs are made 60% cotton, 35% polyester and 5% polyurethane and are breathable, wicking and itch-free, perfect for any battles on the way to the office and sure to guard your jewels from Ninjas!

Latest Cool New Stuff

Related Stuff: Apparel

Handmade Fallen Tree Branch Hangers
These handmade clothes hangers are crafted from gathered fallen tree branches making each one unique. Perfect for log home closets, lumberjack clothes, or anyone... Read On
Spooky Bat Clothespins
Little vampire bat-shaped clips that hang upside down when not in use and upright when hanging wet/blood-soaked clothes from a clothes line or just anything... Read On
Mermaid Tail Blankets
These mystical marine life inspired knitted blankets look like big mermaid tails when wrapped around your legs.
Neptunic Sharksuit - Sharkproof Chainmail Dive Suit
This full body stainless steel chainmail dive suit keeps the wearer extra protected and hopefully intact after a bite from the perfect underwater predator, a... Read On
Natural Cork Necktie
Handmade in Portugal from the sustainably harvested bark of the Cork Oak tree resulting in a soft, thin, and knot-able tie.
Golden Retriever Dog T-Shirt
Maybe you have a Golden Retriever and really want the world to know or maybe you're just into surreal 3D pet shirts, either way, you need to wear one of these... Read On
SUP - UPS Parody T-Shirt
Ironically, UPS will be delivering this cool SUP shirt right to your door.
Corn On The Cob T-Shirt
This fun yellow tee has an almost disturbingly realistic depiction of corn kernels emblazoned across the front.
Cowboy Hat with a Genuine Bullet Hole!
Nothing says cool better than a rugged Cowboy Hat with a genuine bullet hole in it.
Bad Moon T-Shirt
While werewolves may only live in the legendary tales told around campfires, they can still be idolized with these cool new Bad Moon T-Shirts created by the... Read On
Nuclear Evolution T-Shirt
That old Evolution of Man diagram will need to be updated soon and the funny new Nuclear Evolution T-Shirt looks to be on par for where we're headed.
Teamwork T-Shirt
The Big Bad Wolf, The Kool-Aid Man and a plan...
Devil Snow Angel T-Shirt
On the first snowfall of the season, even Satan, the Lord of Darkness, can't resist joining in on this wintertime fun!
Ghost Catcher T-Shirt
If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? Pac-Man!?
Zip Tie
This unique 100% merino wool felt necktie lets you forget all the fancy, complicated knots and hassles of tying a regular tie, because you simply zip it up.
Fiesta Serape Drink Cozy
Helps to keep your hands warm, your cerveza cold and your fiesta entirely more festive.
Chain Restaurant - Tourist Location T-Shirt
T-shirts from tourist trap chain restaurants are unending and everywhere, so instead of trying to collect them all on every trip you take, just wear this default... Read On
BACK
Find ItFIND IT
RandomRANDOM
NEXT