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Samurai Underwear

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When you spend triple digits on underwear, they better be as cool and noble as these Japanese Samurai Underwear. A little bit of extra armor is always welcome down below and these warrior underwear are styled after actual armor designs of famous Japanese Shogun and Samurai. These ultra-premium briefs are made 60% cotton, 35% polyester and 5% polyurethane and are breathable, wicking and itch-free, perfect for any battles on the way to the office and sure to guard your jewels from Ninjas!

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