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Disney Pinocchio Lifesize Marionette

Disney Pinocchio Lifesize Marionette

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I know it's considered a masterpiece, but I didn't really care for Disney's Pinocchio when I was a kid, it was creepy. Wooden marionette puppets coming to life, whistling and talking crickets, evil donkey/child transformations, drunk smoking children, questionable growing nose imagery, overly-violent whales, etc... However, some of you may love and cherish this supposed children's movie and would love to have the ultimate Pinocchio collectible, Pinocchio himself.

The Disney Pinocchio Lifesize Marionette is an authentic limited edition replica of the original marionette used in the creation of Walt Disney's animated masterpiece Pinocchio. He comes with all his strings attached and hopefully won't be visited by any wish-granting blue fairies. However, if you do catch this puppet walking, talking and complaining about becoming a real boy in the middle of the night, burn it as fast as you can in a garbage can behind your garage!

Check out the video below to see one of the creepy scenes in action and an interesting "making of" featurette!

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