Star Wars Death Star Pet Cave

Since your evil house cat is most likely either already attacking or planning another attack, you might as well give them the most powerful command center in the universe to run their diabolical operations from, plus take endless cat naps in, with this cool new Star Wars Death Star Pet Cave. This officially licensed Star Wars merchandise (where the real money from the movie is made) is a fun pet bed that looks like a small moon from afar, but soon becomes apparent that it's the infamous Death Star as you slowly get drawn in closer by your dark side kitty's mind control powers. Does it want you to feed them? No, rather than a powerful SuperLaser, a sharp clawed paw swipes out from inside the hole and destroys an entire planet and your ankles. This mini Death Star features a super soft Velboa surface, a removable interior cushion, waterproof internal fabric and a non-slip base. That's not robotic breathing your hearing inside... it's a steady hiss...