Hillary Clinton Nutcracker With Stainless Steel Thighs!

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August 19, 2007

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Need help with your nuts? Well, you need the industrial-strength Hillary Clinton Nutcracker with stainless steel thighs! Yes that's right, this Presidential hopeful can crack open the toughest nuts that stand in her way. Simply place your nut between her thighs, give her legs a nice firm squeeze and CRACK!!! a perfectly pulverized nut. A great gift for Democrats or Republicans, because it sure beats a BUSHwhacker.

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Hillary Clinton Nutcracker With Stainless Steel Thighs!