Hopefully, you'll never need to use this cool new CRKT Williams Tactical Key as a self-defense weapon in a bad situation, but it might come in handy more often... More
This completely handmade and fully functional shaving razor is styled like an ancient Viking throwing axe complete with a carved beech wood handle wrapped in... More
The ultimate NERF weapon in any proper NERF arsenal. Its fully motorized Advanced Acceleration System unleashes up to 8 high impact NERF rounds per second with... More
When you need to shake up potent cocktails for your fellow scallywags and other assorted circle of fiends, this cool new Cannon Cocktail Shaker seems to be the... More
While the infamous butterfly knife is pretty much illegal in most places nowadays, there's no laws against other flipping utensils like these cool new Butterfly... More
This disturbing yet quite fun table lamp is shaped like a miniature mushroom cloud and is constructed from 3D printed plastic rather than splitting atoms
This festive Christmas sweatshirt sends a stern warning to all the super naughty ones out there on the verge of getting coal or worse in their stocking from... More
This ugly Halloween sweater is made from 100% acrylic yarn and is adorned with a bloody hockey mask with a machete stabbed through the eye. It's quite festive.
This massive four foot wide foam rubber replica of Batman's Batarang won't fit on his utility belt or possibly even in the Batmobile, but it will fit nicely... More
Almost like the real thing only much, much smaller and less deadly, this tiny Pocket Samurai sword has a 1.5 inch razor-sharp stainless steel Tanto blade sheathed... More
Whether you're stuck in a soul-crushing traffic jam, someone cuts you off, you don't care for the bumper sticker in front of you, or you just need to relieve... More
This medieval cheese serving set includes a wooden shield board crafted from solid beech wood, a spear-shaped spreader for soft cheeses, a single-headed axe... More
A hardcore multi-purpose military grade lip balm developed for the Swedish military in the 1950's that not only keeps your lips and other body parts protected... More
A vintage-inspired table lamp with a hand-polished metal base cast from a real WWII practice bomb.
Want to crack open a few cold ones after a long night of shadowy activities just like a ninja?
To use, just pull the natural cork stopper out with your teeth... don't throw.... just pour and get proverbially bombed.
The ballista was an ancient artillery weapon that looked similar to a crossbow, but was more like a missile for the Greek and Roman Empires. Here's a desktop-sized... More
When the aliens invade, the zombies rise from the dead, the electrical grid collapses, the drones become self-aware, or you're just skipping around happily while... More
Even though the world seems to have lost its collective mind lately, I think we still have the right to defend ourselves and own flashlights... I think.
Although it may look like a handy camp axe with a tough stainless steel chopping blade, it also contains a knife secretly hidden inside the handle.
