Excerpt: They laid Ben Franklin's dead body out on a gurney, re-installed the stolen brain, implanted lightning rod bolts in his neck, tied a string to the bolts... More
Rock crushes scissors, scissors cuts paper, paper wraps rock, but never trust paper, because it can fly!
These ultra-premium warrior briefs are styled after the actual armor designs of famous Japanese Shogun and Samurai.
Show off your inner geekdom in true Web 2.0 decorative style with these cool new Social Networking Pillows.
Before there was Count Dracula and Count Chocula, there was Count Orlock in one of the first real horror movies, Nosferatu!
Stylish silk tie patterned with the ultimate in symbols of power, the actual universal power symbol for electronics and computers!
Just drop all your extra loose change into this 8 inch tall vinyl replica of Mr. Stay Puft and you'll be able to save up for a Proton Pack in no time at all.
Ultimate keyboard for the one-finger typist!
When you wake up in the morning and feel like you're just failing to load, put on this funny t-shirt.
This action-packed set of tiny pixel magnets can be used to build two different sized pixel superheroes for your fridge.
If you love the realm of science fiction fantasy and old-fashioned comic book space adventures, you need one of these fantastic new Ray Gun Pens.
Stay anonymous in the real world while annoying the online one with endless Twitter updates as you wear the Twitterific o_O Twitter T-Shirt!
You don't know the power of the Dark Side, but you can learn the benefits of saving your money!
Boldly sit in the ultimate seat in the galaxy!
Are you the parent of a budding mad scientist baby bent on world domination? Well before they build their first killer robot, construct their secret underground... More
This undead minion is at your full remote control command. Simply press a button on the brain-shaped remote control and he walks and groans - press it again,... More
You heft your bag of sand and contemplate the weight of the idol, but it could all boil down to the weight of a few pennies. Why? Because this Golden Idol is... More
If you're a hardcore gamer, a modern day warrior or just asleep at the keyboard, you're going to need a shot of this Health Energy Potion to boost your HP and... More
When viewed with the included 3D glasses, your message appears to float above a sea of hearts!
It may look like a harmless usb thumb drive, but it's actually a devious contraption that periodically makes random mouse movements, toggles caps-lock and types... More
In the 23rd century, an enterprising trader named Cyrano Jones procured an interesting and adorable little creature. These tiny furry beasties had a calming... More