When a ninja comes home after a long day filled with assassinations and other super stealth killing action, they need to hang their dark masks up on something... More
After a long day of listening to activists shouting on every street corner, protesters protesting in front of every building, marchers marching down every street,... More
Give a boring tree in your front yard a bit more of a terrifying personality this Halloween season.
To some, these kale-flavored green and white striped candy canes will taste delicious, heathy, and nutritious (they're not), and to the rest of us, they'll taste... More
In Greek Mythology, King Sisyphus was sentenced by Zeus to forever roll toilet paper rolls up a tilted shelf in your bathroom for all of eternity, which may... More
Protect your wine and keep it from spilling when you slip one of these cool new Wine Condoms over the end of the bottle.
This box contains six red and yellow striped candy canes that supposedly taste just like a tasty slice of pizza. I'm not sure what kind of pizza or with what... More
This Forever Roll is a massive 11 inch version of the Quicker Picker Upper with 390 2-ply sheets per roll, which should be just enough for up to one month of... More
A gigantic inflatable Thanksgiving turkey Halloween costume that includes a festive Santa hat so you can cause total mass confusion at your next holiday party,... More
This terrifying hand knit face restraint is actually much cozier to wear than the one Dr Lecter was forced to don in the movie Silence of the Lambs and is also... More
This extreme 100% soy wax candle is hand-poured into an actual recycled Mountain Dew can and smells exactly like the scent of Mountain Dew or select from over... More
This Halloween or anytime you want to scare anyone passing by, simply hide these cool new Peep n' Peepers amongst the branches of your bushes or trees or behind... More
These cool new Animated Kicking Santa Legs make it seem as if poor old Santa Claus took a header off the roof into a snowbank, got stuck in the chimney of the... More
This fun metal frame puts your photo on display to an audience of little silhouettes of people that are seemingly observing it like it's hung on the wall of... More
These fun t-shirts have nutrition labels on the front for tasty foods like turkey, stuffing, cranberry sauce, green bean casserole, pies, gravy, rolls, mashed... More
This winter, keep your hands warm, your beer ice cold, and do it in trendy style by slipping your beer can into one of these cool new Puffer Jacket Beer Can... More
If you think you already spend too much time on the can staring at your phone... prepare yourself for the ultimate bowel movement!
These gingerbread men cookies have finally snapped, escaped from the baking sheet in the oven, and gone on a murderous holiday rampage in the kitchen armed with... More
This clever device securely holds small objects inside that can only be removed by aligning the letter-filled rings on the base to form a 5-letter word of your... More
The perfect gift wrap for all the presents you'll be giving this holiday season to fast food-loving carnivores, naughty Vegans that you wish to burn all bridges... More
This cool new Christmas Tree Toilet Plunger is the perfect miniature Christmas tree for bringing a little holiday cheer into the bathroom when plunged down on... More