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Unleash this towering 7.5 foot replica of the infamous werewolf from the movie, The Howling.
Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back. - Vigo the Carpathian (just before his head died)
Paper books may be dying off quickly, but storytelling and imagination will never end... unless the horrifying Nothing erases everything. Just to be on the safe... Read More
Uses cutting edge magnetic technology to float and rotate its lampshade 3 centimeters above its base.
At first glance, it's just a lovely portrait of kindly old Eleanor Twitty... until you get too close or scream, GET HER!.
Right now, this very instant, are you dreaming? Just give this replica of the infamous spinning top totem from the movie Inception a spin to find out.
Feeling a bit strange, unusual, or possibly even dead? Then you need to contract the services of the afterlife's leading bio-exorcist, draw a door, and attempt... Read More
Have plans to retire a few replicants on the loose in some dystopian futuristic city anytime soon? Well, if it happens to be raining at the time, just stay in... Read More
How do ninjas infiltrate parties to complete their covert missions in total stealth?
I don't own a rock from Mars, do you?
Cool packaging tape that creates the illusion that your packages were securely sealed with metal tower bolts and hinges, leather straps, and o-rings.
Armored medieval drinking vessel shaped like a 12th century great helm, aka helmet, worn by the knights of the Crusades.
That's no ice cube, it's a cool new Death Star Ice Sphere! No carbon freezing necessary.
Creepy tentacle wiggles and squirms when plugged into a computer's USB port. That's it.
Great Scott Buttheads! There must have been some sort of disruption in the space-time continuum or a flying Delorean time machine with a flux capacitor has fallen... Read More
Perfect to wear while enjoying a White Russian, bowling, fighting with Nihilists, or just relaxing around your
private residence, man.
How cool would it be to discover a secret passage in your home or office? Just place one of these Zelda-inspired stairways under the sofa, beneath the litter... Read More
Although oven mitts aren't needed in the 23rd century world of food replicators, it would seem logical to wear one while handling hot pans in the oven here in... Read More
This hilarious ice scraper is covered with a plush version of a Wampa's clawed arm designed to keep your hands warm in the harshest of winter weather, just like... Read More
