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Massive Bigfoot Underpants - 80-Inch Waist!
A massive pair of real 100% cotton underwear (why do we call single underwear a pair?) with an enormous 80-inch waist and a huge double-flap front opening.
Instant Emergency Underpants - Just Add Water!
You just never know when you'll need a fresh pair of underwear, so always be prepared with these cool new Instant Emergency Underpants... just add water!
ALIEN Opening Title Screen Logo T-Shirt
A black cotton t-shirt with the iconic hieroglyphics forming the word ALIEN from the opening title sequence of the movie. If you know, you.know.
I Love Shoplifting Tote Bag
This attention-grabbing tote bag is sure to cause a few snickers from fellow shoppers and double-takes / closer looks from store employees as you shop.
Bear Claw Oven Mitts
These oven mitts protect your paws, er, hands from a blazing hot oven and also transform you into a wild grizzly bear in the kitchen all at the same time. Grrr!
Henry VIII's Suit of Armor Cotton Apron
Rather than heavy metal, this medieval apron is made from 100% cotton, has Henry VIII's suit of armor on the front, and fits chefs and royalty... of all sizes.
Baby Burrito - Soft Cotton Swaddling Blanket / Giant Fast Food Wrapper
While it may look like a giant fast food burrito wrapper at first glance, it's actually a baby swaddling blanket so they look like they're a wrapped up burrito.
Freshly Baked Bread Oven Mitts
Two oven mitts camouflaged as realistic-looking sliced baguettes with a brown and crusty exterior, a white and fluffy interior, and 100% gluten-free materials.
Kikkerland Steel First Aid Box
This heavy-duty and highly visible steel first aid box is stylish enough to be left out in the open, where it can actually be found during an emergency!
Polar Bear Claws Oven Mitts
Protect your paws, er hands, when handling hot pans from the oven (or big bowls of way too hot porridge) with these cool new Polar Bear Claws Oven Mitts.
Catch-A-Splash Water Balls - Reusable Water Balloon Alternatives
50 reusable water balloon alternatives made from highly absorbent cotton for summer water fights or a soaking game of catch in the backyard or pool.
Distressed Denim Scarf
Jeans kind of go with everything, so you shouldn't have too much trouble pairing this Distressed Denim Scarf from Japan with an outfit this winter.
Denim Jeans Oven Mitt
Do you want an oven mitt that is tough and durable, never goes out of style, and goes with everything? Then put on a pair of your favorite old jeans and head... Read More
Saturn V Rocket Launch Lamp
While just a bit smaller than the real thing, this epic handcrafted lamp actually looks like the Saturn V is launching off a table on its way to the moon.
Blast-Off Rocket Nightlight DIY Kit
This retro, space age-inspired DIY craft kit allows you to create a whimsical rocket ship that appears to be actually blasting off.
Fatboy CO9 - Gigantic Bunny Bean Bag Lounger
This cool new Fatboy CO9 is no ordinary bean bag chair, it's a massive bunny rabbit!
Hanging Hammock Cat Bed
This cozy hanging cat tent is made from soft breathable cotton linen and can be suspended from the ceiling by attaching its ring from a secure hook.
Ohhio Chunky Braid Cat Bed
This unique cat bed is handcrafted from chunky braided cotton tubes filled with hollowfiber that's not only soft, but claw-resistant as well.
CoffeeSock - Reusable Organic Cotton Coffee Filters
These reusable coffee filters are handmade in Austin Texas from 100% organic cotton that not only help reduce waste, they also allow the full flavor to drip... Read More
Anti-Cold Head Wrapping Blanket
To protect your noggin from the cold air at night, simply place this unique blanket over your pillow, lay your head down in between the two halves, and then... Read More
Cozy Cable Knit Sweater Wine Bottle Covers
These festive wine bottle covers are hand knit in India from chunky yarn in an oversized cable knit pattern, just like a sweater.
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