This massive handcrafted statue depicts a full size hippo on one side and the other featuring a comfortable sofa built into its barrel-shaped hairless body.
He may only stand a miniscule 4 inches tall, but when he swings his mighty little hammer, all the rest of the neighborhood garden gnomes and assorted lawn ornaments... More
Lifesize reproductions of the Terracotta Army of the first Emperor of China.
This ancient, undead pyramid dweller has escaped an Egyptian tomb and is now looking to spend the afterlife sitting, standing, or just lying around your place!
This massive 20 foot long, motion-sensing, animatronic Triceratops is the same one featured at The Field Museum of Natural History and is the ultimate pre-historic... More
Huge, yet scaled, reproduction of one of the Moai stone monoliths found along the Easter Island coastline is cast in quality designer resin and finished to look... More
This set of three massive gingerbread man metal cookie cutters stand up to three feet tall and are adorned with a festive corsage and a big red plaid bow.
While these mummies may look like they're made from real ancient Egyptian bodies wrapped up in bandages, they're actually crafted from sturdy foam, metal, and... More
This lifesized statue of an unusually festive Christmas sweater wearing Mr. Grinch is meticulously handcrafted by Department 56 and is holding up 3 stockings... More
Boring old lawn gnomes tend to go on trips around the world and take photos of themselves, but this cool new Disco Ball Gnome likes to stay home for the holidays... More
This massive, lifesize Triceratops dinosaur statue is nearly 20 feet long, stands 10 feet tall, and is posed like it's charging across your yard.
This massive 16 foot tall replica statue of the infamous Alien Queen from ALIENS is one of only 5 ever made by Distortions.
It seems like every garden nowadays has one of those goofy gnome statues standing around, but yours can be somewhat gnome free when you introduce an invasive,... More
It may look like you actually hired a bounty hunter to track down this infamous Rebel smuggler and hand him off to the Ugnaughts of Cloud City to imprison inside... More
This cool new Lifesize King Cobra Snake Statue depicts a massive King Cobra rearing up and ready to strike at anyone who ventures too close.
This huge life-sized demonic hellhound / loyal minion of Gozer the Gozerian doesn't have any possessed humans inside, but does have sinister glowing red eyes... More
This ghoulish creature has a grinning jack-o-lantern head attached to a shredded cloth body with creepy outstretched gnarled root hands.
There's nothing wrong with an old-fashioned piggy bank, but if you want something tougher, more menacing and not so obvious protecting your rainy day savings,... More
The Easter Bunny, confused regular rabbits, chocolate lovers, and voracious garden gnomes will all be doing double-takes at these Giant Chocolate Bunny Statues.
If you thought squatching across the Pacific Northwest looking for Bigfoot was a tough mission and possibly pointless excursion, then imagine doing this atop... More
Octopuses (octopi is unfortunately the incorrect term) have eight magnificent arms that could be quite handy if they ever decided to help humans out up here... More
I bet my garden gnome can beat up, er, make that lethally assassinate your garden gnome!
This massive life-sized, animatronic replica of Robby the Robot from the 1956 science fiction classic, Forbidden Planet, can now be yours to command.
