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As the markets continue to take rollercoaster rides and the economy sinks deeper into recession or something even worse, there's still one way to at least keep your loose change safe (can't guarantee it's future buying power though) and that's in a piggy bank. Well, there's nothing wrong with an old-fashioned piggy bank, but if you want something tougher, more menacing and not so obvious protecting your rainy day savings, then leave the pork to bacon and Congress and get yourself one of these cool new Gorilla Banks. These fun little gorilla banks are made from ceramic and come in wither silver or black.

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