Currency Coasters

When the Government isn't burning through your tax money on who knows what or just lining their pockets with it, they're shredding what's left before printing even more of it out of thin air. These cool new Currency Coasters are made from this abundantly sustainable shredded out-of-circulation US currency and are perfect for preventing your drink's condensation and your hopeless tears caused by this miserable, wretched economy from staining the furniture. The good news is that you can safely enjoy your beverage on them while watching these incompetent leaders get voted out of office on the next election (imprisoned if in Illinois) or if sanity doesn't prevail, they make great fire starters for alley garbage cans when it all completely collapses. Made in the USA.