Gigantic Pickleball Paddle
I've never played pickleball, but if I were forced to against my will, I imagine I would have an advantage when wielding this cool new It's Kind of Big Dill Pickleball Paddle from Great Big Stuff. While the world's record for largest pickleball paddle ever made to date goes to the Paddletek Big Blue at nearly 14-ft tall, this giant pickleball paddle, which is actually swingable by a normal human, should get the record for the world's most unnecessarily enormous pickleball paddle at nearly 3-ft long. It's perfect for dominating on the pickleball court, sliding pizzas into an oven, epic spankings, swatting a humongous housefly, shading yourself from the sun, and playing pickleball with actual giants. Gigantic matching pickleball, er, ball not included. 🥒🏓
