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Thanksgiving Turkey Stress Ball

Thanksgiving Turkey Stress Ball

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Does the idea of cooking up a huge turkey dinner for a lot of family and friends stress you out? Do you dread the inevitable political disagreements, screaming arguments over nothing, the eye-rolling / cringe-inducing opinions about everything, and the snarky comments and mean, personal attacks from those you love? Well, before you start chugging down booze, simply reach for this cool new Thanksgiving Turkey Stress Ball, take a deep breath, and give it a firm squeeze to enjoy some instant blissful serenity. Then open up a bottle of wine. *gobble gobble* 🦃🤯

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