Football Summer Sausage - Complete with Lacing and Stitches

November 20, 2016

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Football and summer sausage always pair well, so prepare your game day or just anytime for this cool new Football Summer Sausage. This tasty summer sausage is made from fresh beef and pork, cured and slowly smoked over hickory wood fires that is then shaped authentically into a football, complete with lacing and stitches. It's sure to score a touchdown with your friends while tailgating or at big-game parties, just don't play catch with it... after unwrapping it.

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