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Grow Your Own Escargot (Snails)

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Normally, you wouldn't even consider eating your pets, but with this cool new Grow Your Own Escargot Kit, now you can... if you want to. This unique kit includes everything you need, minus the living snails that you send in for, to cultivate the French delicacy known as escargot aka snails. Just mail in the card to get 6 baby snails and food sent to you and then let them live and thrive inside this domed habitat. In 4-6 months, these snails will plump up and be ready to eat, just follow the included recipes, or spare their lives and watch them happily slide about in their shells as cool and interesting pets. What you choose to do is completely up to you.

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