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Scorpion Vodka

Scorpion Vodka

Scorpion Vodka

Move aside boring old tequila worm, because now there's a much fiercer creature lurking in your booze. The cool new Scorpion Vodka is pure grain English vodka infused with a real farm-raised scorpion floating deep down inside the bottle. Simply shake or stir up your favorite martini, drop the edible scorpion into the glass like an olive, and enjoy. When you're finished, you can actually munch on the 100% safe to eat, fully detoxed scorpion if you dare. Tasty!

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  • Pure grain English vodka infused with a real farm-raised yellow scorpion
  • Scorpion is first put through a special detoxifying process then infused in the vodka for 3 months
  • Scorpion imparts a pleasant soft woody taste to the vodka
  • You can eat the scorpion after drinking the vodka
  • 100% safe to eat
  • Please be careful of the sharp stinger
  • 37.5% alc. vol.

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