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Scorpion Vodka

Scorpion Vodka

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Move aside boring old tequila worm, because now there's a much fiercer creature lurking in your booze. The cool new Scorpion Vodka is pure grain English vodka infused with a real farm-raised scorpion floating deep down inside the bottle. Simply shake or stir up your favorite martini, drop the edible scorpion into the glass like an olive, and enjoy. When you're finished, you can actually munch on the 100% safe to eat, fully detoxed scorpion if you dare. Tasty!

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