Desktop Wooden Slingshot

Too lazy to shoot a crumpled up wad of paper into the recycle bin? Need to send a message across the office? Have a crazy rabid raccoon rampaging through the cubicles? No problem. Just grab this cool new Desktop Wooden Slingshot, load it up, and fire away. This executive carved slingshot has a classic snappy rubber band launcher and rest upon a handsome matching walnut base when not in use. Unfortunately, it must be said not to shoot your eye out or aim it at anyone, no matter how annoying your fellow co-workers may be.