Wired Wyatt's Caffeinated Maple Syrup

The perfect oil for the health conscious gourmet and one of the healthiest oils on the planet.

Now mere commoners like you and I can place the exact same bottle of Tabasco Sauce on our table that sits on Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II's!

It combines the bold, creamy, tangy, savory, and herbaceous flavors of ranch dressing with the sweetness of fluffy spun sugar for a truly zesty treat.

A plastic stocking that's filled with 52 oz of tasty Hidden Valley Original Ranch Dressing, has a functional pour spout at the stocking toe, and can be hung from a fireplace using the included silver mantel holder.

This pocket-sized packet tool looks like a tiny Heinz Ketchup bottle and has a built-in corner cutter to open packets with ease and a roller to squeeze out and extract every last drop of sauce inside.

These tangy tortilla chips are perfect for summer cookouts alongside hamburgers and hot dogs or just crumble them up and spread on top as a crunchy condiment.

WARNING: If you enjoy breathing fire and experiencing insufferable pain and discomfort for hours in some insane quest to experience the ultimate in spicy condiment firepower... this fiery hot sauce made from 6 Million Scoville pepper extract with a golden bullet hanging from the side is for you.

It's just like normal creamy peanut butter, except this one is infused with the blazing heat of habanero chili peppers.

This exquisite ketchup isn't just a condiment, it's a full-blown gourmet, culinary experience! Put this one on your refrigerator's top shelf for sure!

Make, shake, serve, and store your own healthier homemade salad dressings all in the same vessel. It even includes a built-in removable citrus reamer.

This tantalizing condiment concoction combines the classic cayenne pepper heat and flavor of Frank's RedHot sauce with the tangy taste of dill pickles.

Yes, after untold decades of munching on fast food while driving, there's now a handy contraption that securely holds most shapes of sauce cups and even sauces like ketchup from packets easily within reach right on your vehicle's air vent.

Dave's Gourmet Adjustable Heat Hot Sauce is one jar of hot sauce with a really cool adjustable cap that you turn to adjust the heat level. You can go from warm to inferno with a simple twist of the wrist and it also uses a really innovative pump spray dispenser so you can actually spray the sauce evenly over your food instead of just splashing it around like others make you do or I guess it could also be used for self-defense if you get attacked during dinner. Very cool, er hot new product!

I love eggs smothered in hot sauce with a side of bacon, but I can't even imagine the mouth-watering and heart-stopping fusion bacon and hot sauce combined!

This special blend has historically been available only to family and close friends of the McIlhenny Company and is made from the finest Avery Island peppers, hand-selected for superior color, texture and robustness!

A handy condiment squeeze bottle in the shape of the mildly suggestive purple eggplant emoji.

It's really hard to put ketchup on your fries when you're driving, but that's no longer a problem when you sprinkle on some of this cool new Ketchup Salt.