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Soylent Green Crackers

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The 1970s version of the future is finally here... a rapidly spreading dystopian society choking on pollution, jam-packed with over-population, warring over depleted resources, taxed into poverty, dealing with the effects of climate change, and of course surviving through a dwindling food supply by eating tasty Soylent Green Crackers.

Yep, the infamous green rations that redefined recycling from the Charlton Heston movie Soylent Green are now finally available in the real world for all of us to enjoy either as a snack or as a last meal while "Going Home". These seemingly innocent and nutritious green crackers are made from high energy plankton and/or...

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  • May or may not contain people
  • Healthy crackers, powered by spinach and plankton
  • Beautiful (and frightening) vintage-look packaging!
  • 100% of the electricity used to make these crackers and box comes from green power sources
  • Fully licensed edible collectible (i.e. eat the crackers and keep the box!)
  • Net Wt: 4.4oz (approx 10 servings)
  • Size: approx. 4.5" x 7.635" x 2.5"

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