Coal Candy Canes

November 7, 2017

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I wonder what the modern day gift equivalent of getting coal in your stocking for Christmas is? Gift cards, music CDs, cable tv subscription, a newspaper or magazine, obsolete smartphone charging cables, a blu-ray movie without superheroes, any blu-ray movie? There are so many possibilities, but I guess coal still works, especially for naughty environmentalists. So if you don't know where to get a huge lump of real coal, maybe gift these cool new Coal Candy Canes instead. While they may appear to be black and white striped candy canes with the name coal on them, they actually have a smoky cinnamon flavor. Hmm, where are the bar of soap flavored candy canes? Anyways, they come in a package of 6 and won't dirty up the house like clean coal.

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